Gifts from Katie...

When Katie Newman found out I was expecting, I know she thought of but one thing... how to force my child to suffer through brain development limiting headbands topped with enormous head ornaments, just the way she has forced hers to. How do I know this? She told me. After months of me mocking her and her giant Utah handmade headbands, she promised she would make ones even more rediculous for my child.
"What if it's a boy?" I asked?
"I'll put something boyish on it" she said
"Like a spider?" I joked....



Perfect...
I can just see her coming home from the hospital in this, wearing the glow-in-the-dark skeleton shirt which was the first thing that we bought our little girl.

And just for good measure, she made me the most giant flower headband that you ever did see!


Thank you, Katie. You will make this child a girly-girl in spite of my sick sense of humor.